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**************** Part 2 **************** It has been said that New Year’s Eve is the worst holiday in creation. Mostly, it has been me that has said this. I’ve mentioned before that I don’t really like people all that much, but I do enjoy parties (“You hate people!” “But I love gatherings. Isn’t it ironic?”). This […]

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the most wonderful time of the year

I got rear-ended last night on Bardstown Road, coming home from work. I stopped, put on my hazards, and was in the process of calling the cops when the asshole that hit me sped away. Son. of. a. bitch. The police officer wrote a report, despite the fact that I knew nothing about the car […]

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probably all that tuna porn

I’m too strung out on berry pie to form coherent sentences or topics, so it’s going to be a random assortment of observations this evening. Observation 1: I am an internet ROCKSTAR. I got a funky virusy thing on my computer that was messing with my web browser, and despite the fact that my usual […]

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shite being scottish

I’ve got jury duty for the next two weeks, and although it seems complaining about your jury summons is the popular thing to do, I’m really kind of enjoying it. I get paid time off from work to sit around and read books, and everybody keeps commending me for performing my civic duties. I finally […]

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you lying sack of shit

That’s what I wanted to scream at my podiatrist this morning when he rammed a needle full of cortisone into the joint below my big toe. Dr. Sadistic Bastard had the gall to tell me that I might not even feel this giant needle full of cortisone (and local anesthetic) because there was so much […]

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fitness orb

Last night I bought an exercise ball to sit on at work, in lieu of a chair, just like Dwight. Thankfully for all my coworkers, there are dividers between our cubes, so I’m only knocking over my own shit. Thoughts so far: Pros, I can definitely feel something happening core-wise, and bouncing gives me a […]

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