Last night I bought an exercise ball to sit on at work, in lieu of a chair, just like Dwight. Thankfully for all my coworkers, there are dividers between our cubes, so I’m only knocking over my own shit. Thoughts so far: Pros, I can definitely feel something happening core-wise, and bouncing gives me a nice outlet for my usual fidgety, pen twirling, foot tapping nonsense. Cons, the orb is doing crazy shit to my underwear. It’s like my underwear and the orb are united, in spite of everything that my butt does between them. Like, the orb is the United States, my underwear is Israel, and my ass is Palestine. Figuratively speaking.