It’s true. I have an ANTM Fantasy Team. I’m also organizing a Fantasy Celebrity League on fafarazzi. I didn’t use to think of myself as such a gossipwhore, but in the past several months it’s been a rare day that I haven’t checked out the forums on Television Without Pity or scoured the pages of TheSuperficial.com. Also, I’ve felt a lot more intolerant and judgmental lately, and I think this is a healthy way to channel my rage. So if you’re interested in joining my league, let me know! Basically, you pick a team of celebrities (no skinny bitches and no Britney allowed) and then get points when they get press.

And speaking of being an intolerant and judgmental bitch, I’m seriously considering quitting my job sooner than anticipated because the people I’m working with are making me want to kill myself.