Try as I might, no bartender in Louisville seems inclined to make me a mojito. I understand that they require a teensy bit of prep, but is mint honestly that difficult to come by? The stuff grows up the sides of houses in Louisville, can we not just run out back, grab a handful, smush it up a bit and toss it in a glass of rum and soda? Please? I’ve been trying to get a mojito for weeks now, and it’s gotten to the point where I wince and preface the question with “I know you probably can’t do this, but…” I feel like I’m making some kinky fetishistic request.

We had a fundraiser at Molly’s last night for the nonprofit. I’d say more about it now, but instead I’m going to make a declaration of faith in AT&T and their prompt and accurate services and finish this post from home. Where I WILL have the internet.