Theo: don’t forget, some female ducks have red herring vaginal tracts to thwart off duck rapists. fake? red herring isn’t quite the right term
me: faux? faux vaginal tracts? faux vaginal tracts is, coincidentally, the name of my band’s next EP
Theo: I had it first. just pay me 10% and i’ll keep quiet. about my rights to the faux vaginal tracts, that is.
me: oh man, this is so going on the internets.