I’ve got jury duty for the next two weeks, and although it seems complaining about your jury summons is the popular thing to do, I’m really kind of enjoying it. I get paid time off from work to sit around and read books, and everybody keeps commending me for performing my civic duties. I finally finished that door-stop of a monstrosity my dad recommended and I started Trainspotting today. The entire book is written in dialect, so you can’t help but hear Ewan in your head as you read. I have to concentrate hard on holding back the brogue when my fellow jur-ors interrupt me to ask chatty questions. It’s not my fault you forgot to bring your sudoku, number 11485. Ya doss cunt.