Nightswimming

I was sitting at my desk focused on some regular and trivial task at work, when the first few chords of Nightswimming came through my headphones, simple and incredibly familiar. In a flash, my heart rate changed, my breath caught in my chest, and I was transported back to a very specific place and time, […]

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Theo: don’t forget, some female ducks have red herring vaginal tracts to thwart off duck rapists. fake? red herring isn’t quite the right term me: faux? faux vaginal tracts? faux vaginal tracts is, coincidentally, the name of my band’s next EP Theo: I had it first. just pay me 10% and i’ll keep quiet. about […]

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all day, every day

co-worker: The thing is broken. me: Yeah, I noticed that too. Someone is going to fix it soon. co-worker: What’s wrong with it? me: I don’t know. It’s broken. co-worker: What do I do instead of using it? me: I don’t know. Something else? co-worker: Oh. Okay. Thank you. me: You’re welcome.

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