You are lost and alone in the woods. You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first? The match. Duh.

Pssh. Matches are for pussies. I’d use my optic blast and light all 3 at once.

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