Nick: Okay, pretend this is our restaurant and you use me to open stuff.
Natalie: Okay. And I love you but I’m not going to marry you.
Nick: No, no. I’m a zebra and you use me to open stuff. Pretend I’m a zebra.
Natalie: OK. You’re a zebra and I love you…. “but Dad, I don’t care he’s a zebra, I’m going to marry him.”
Nick: No, no. I open stuff. I’m not—
Natalie: Okay. Let’s pretend my Dad…ok, you be a zebra and let’s pretend you’re my dad too.
Nick:”Hi my sweetie. Are you ready to marry Lyle?”
Natalie: “Lyle? But I don’t want to marry Lyle.”
Nick: “He’s Lyle the Crocodile.”
*pause*
Nick: And then your Dad sees a zebra outside and feed him corn because he’s knocking a hole in the fence… no, no… he knocks a hole in the gate.
Natalie: How about you play by yourself Nicky?
*pause*
Nick: Okay. But I’m still a zebra.

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