First, I usually remember my dreams when I wake up. And second, I tend to remember a lot of sex dreams. I’d like to argue that I actually have an average number of sex dreams, it’s just the fact that I remember them that makes me seem like a deviant. Anyway, last night I was having fantastic raunchy dream-sex with somebody, and I can remember all the details… except who that somebody was. I even remember our dream-relationship being emotional significant, and my dream-partner making me laugh because somehow he’d convinced a drunken Tommy Lee to snort a wasabi-soaked ball of wax while presenting an award at some awards show.

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