A call came into the office today, and Abe transferred it to me…
me: This is Katie.
Jane: Is this Katie M—?
me: Yes, it is.
Jane: Hi, Ms. M—. This is Jane IForgotHerLastName. I’m calling about your daughter Dana.
me: I’m sorry… Did you say my daughter?
Samantha: So you don’t know your daughter, Dana?
me: Wha–I don’t have any children.
Samantha: Is your name Mary?
me: My name is Katie M—.
Samantha: I know. But your first name isn’t Mary?
me: No.
Samantha: You’re not related to Tim, then?
me: No.
Samantha: Okay. Sorry, dear.

me: What. The fuck.