In my ongoing quest for a goddamn mojito (maybe I’d get more reception from the bartenders if I referred to them as such… “yeah, hi, can I get a goddamn mojito, please?”), I bought a six-pack of Bacardi Silver Mojito at the gas station Monday night. I really hate most of those bottled malt beverage cooler things and it’ll probably be really nasty, but I’m getting desperate. Rania and I ordered mojitos at the North End Cafe the other night, but they were closer to Sprites than cocktails. Sigh.

EDIT: Truly, much worse than I ever could have imagined. Quite possibly the most disgusting thing I’ve ever put in my mouth. I took one sip and poured the rest down the drain. Anyone want 5 Bacardi Silver Mojitos?