Theo: here is your tale of inspiration and wonder
me: hit it
Theo: i was hangover jetlagged. it took like 30 hours through airports to get here, and i hadn´t eaten enough, and was dehydrated, and the city of la paz is very high, so i felt all wonky. and i got out of the bus, and the first thing I saw was the zebras. they were directing traffic. standing between pedestrians and the waves upon waves of dangerous bolivian drivers, keeping us all safe. i still don´t know why but there were like 5 guys all in zebra costumes. asterisk.
me: wtf
Theo: where is my asterisk? i can´t find it. asterisk asterisk asterisk
me: *
Theo: they are not the police, because the police have these sweet dark forest green uniforms. but that leaves… i don´t know. there it is. right next to the right bracket, of course.
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